ColumnThomas van Luyn
There is a level of fame where a friendly, shy, kind person turns into an unstable sociopath
Is Justin Bieber still alive? Yes, fortunately, and I would never blame him. Not that he was worried about that (oh well, I hope Thomas doesn't blame me). But he was in the news for an old offense because of something he had done – whatever, showbiz news, I won't sully my column with that – but I always thought, when Bieber attacked another naughty girl who told him to sit down, or punched a photographer who had sick for an hour, or smearing jelly from his donut into his hair with a drunken head: poor child, come and stay with us for a while, you can play games as long as you want, make me some oatmeal.